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The Drunken Woman Pickup SexDonald J. Trump campaign surprised "Make America Great Again" supporters with a new holiday gift just before Thanksgiving. For $150, you can own a Christmas ornament shaped like the red MAGA hats.

But there's another surprise -- a priceless one -- that just keeps on giving. Amazon users took to the product page, where the ornament was unavailable as of Thursday morning, to leave what we can bet to be fake, but nevertheless hilarious reviews.

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Out of 1,501 customer reviews, 90 percent are for one star while 7 percent are five stars. Here's some of the best:

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The ornament is unavailable on Amazon, and with those reviews, who knows if it'll ever come back. But for those itching for their hands -- no matter how big -- on the ornament, it's still up on Trump's campaign website.

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