【Caught in the Act: Promiscuous Sex Life of My D-Cup Mother in law】

Poor Steph Curry can't catch a break with his shoes.

Less than a year after his "Air Dads" generated jokes for days,Caught in the Act: Promiscuous Sex Life of My D-Cup Mother in law his new shoes, the Curry Lux (described as "oxblood leather") are here.

And they're just as ugly and terrible and why, god, why would Under Armour do this to Steph?

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But seriously, how does a shoe company keep fumbling so badly with one of the biggest NBA stars on one of the league's best teams?

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Maybe Under Armour's design team got its wired crossed and thought they were supposed to be designing shoes for Dell Curry, Steph's father, instead?

These bad boys will set you back $149.99 a pair, and you're limited to five pairs a purchase. Try not to be too disappointed.

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