It has been days since Australia voted in its federal election,video of young asian girls have sex with stepfather but still no winner has been declared. The frustration is real, so the country is doing what it does. Namely, making funny jokes on social media.
Antony Green, ABC's election analyst, is Australia's version of Paul the psychic octopus. He has a pretty good record of picking winners, and helpfully, he has a website that asks one simple question: "Has Antony Green called the election"
The answer for days now has been an emphatic, "No."
They tried to make me go to rehab. What should I say? #AskAntony pic.twitter.com/xBvcEnrSUR
— Andrew Sholl (@andrewsholl) July 6, 2016
Luckily, there are plenty of other questions you can ask Green.
The #AskAntony hashtag has been hijacked by Twitter users to express the debilitating case of cabin fever that has taken hold nationwide. In other words, they're asking life's puzzling questions of a perpetually negative Green.
Are you wearing any pants in this photo? #AskAntony pic.twitter.com/W8Cs8Z0fpO
— Congruence (@requestyourbest) July 6, 2016
Will fetch ever happen? #AskAntony pic.twitter.com/jnTXadz11q
— Pamela Honan (@pamela_honan) July 6, 2016
#AskAntony Was the 2003 invasion of Iraq justified? pic.twitter.com/KihJQsQnId
— Mark Pesce (@mpesce) July 6, 2016
Can we have a moment if your time to talk about our lord and savior jesus christ? #AskAntony pic.twitter.com/y5qFc6oona
— Mick (@Mi7k) July 6, 2016
What is the symbol for the element Nobelium? #AskAntony pic.twitter.com/dnB84XjqSX
— Stephen Williams (@WilliamsCodex) July 6, 2016
#AskAntony Does substituting a single minor symbolic act with a lifetime of failure relieve my crushing despair? pic.twitter.com/GNul680cat
— Ride prosperously.. (@ChristophHewett) July 6, 2016
Antony, are leggings pants? #AskAntony pic.twitter.com/XVzEasTYvX
— Karen (@kcIMT122) July 6, 2016
#AskAntony Have you been able to get past Level 1724 of Candy Crush? pic.twitter.com/Np5ae6Ohwi
— Jill Peterson (@SquirterMc) July 6, 2016
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