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Get a load of this Apple cheese grater.

The underground sex videosnew Mac Pro, unveiled onstage today at WWDC in San Jose, has all the grating power you'd expect from the latest and greatest Apple device that for some reason doesn't come with a Never Ending Pasta Pass. I mean, just look at this thing.

It costs $5,999, and it's a goddamn revelation.

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The entire internet, it seems, is in agreement: Let's rub a block of cheese against this bad boy for a while and then call it a day.

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Notably, if you want the display to match this shiny grater, you'll need to plop down another $4,999.

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However, we imagine most people realize they can make nachos perfectly fine without the need for an oversized $5,999 prompt staring them right in the face.

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