The free zoo sex videosnext time you eat enough takeout for a small family by yourself, pour out some ketchup for this brave diner.
Redditor adri164, who works at Toronto takeout spot Fresco's Fish and Chips, shared a receipt Friday from a customer who ordered the true motherlode of fried, delicious foods: Three orders of mozzarella sticks andfried pickles, meaning this person was about to have either a perfect night, or an extremely terrible one.
SEE ALSO: Now you can order pizza with your shoes, because using your phone is so last yearBut the true *chef's kiss* moment here was the comments section on his receipt. "Yes - I meant to order 3 mozzarella sticks," the customer wrote. "Please don't judge me. I'm having a bad week and was so excited they were back on the menu."
Original image has been replaced. Credit: Mashable And there's the moral of the story, readers: order as much takeout as you want. You don't need an elaborate excuse when you find three forks in your greasy paper bag. Sometimes, it's not the destination—you just need to love the journey.
Maybe even consider writing a funny note of your own—if nothing else, there are worse ways to end up Reddit-famous.
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