【Love Conquest】

Have $3,Love Conquest000 to kill on a dress, but really, really love straw hats? Now, you don't have to choose between the two!

Jacquemus has created the perfect, most practical dress of all time: a $3,050 dress made out of literal straw hats.

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The dress is made from eight straw hats in various sizes stitched together and, what we're hoping are, super sturdy black ribbons as straps. It's described as having "asymmetrical construction," and in case you can't tell, it's "100% straw."

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Can you sit down while wearing it? Probably not. Can you bring it to a dry cleaner? Not if you want them to laugh in your face. Is it itchy? It has to be, right? But none of that matters because this is ~fashion~, baby.

If you just haveto wear this dress, we suggest making your own from supplies you find at a craft store. We also suggest wearing something underneath, just in case.

Can you imagine this dress encountering a strong wind? Yikes.

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