【Married Women’s Sex Party】

Shailene Woodley has an important PSA for everyone watching the Emmys tonight: she's smarter than you.

The Married Women’s Sex Partyactress revealed her disdain for people who watch television while on the red carpet for television's greatest awards show, the Emmys.

Irony isn't dead, it's just become more annoying.

"Friends who watch TV, I always ask them -- when do they have time to? When do people have time to?" Woodley asked. "I'm a reader, so I always read a book instead of check out my TV."

Video of Shaliene Woodley shitting on TV at the #Emmys . pic.twitter.com/DSlY3Fs0h0

— Kate Aurthur (@KateAurthur) September 17, 2017

All across the nation, 15-year-old lit mag editors nodded their heads in agreement.

I remember when people used to mock others for watching cable even though they spent all of their time watchingNetflix, retweeting dumb GIFS on Twitter and writing Tumblr manifestos -- which is like watching TV, but dumber.

Twitter then shamed the shamer.

Shailene Woodley on the #EMMY2017 red carpet all, "I don't have a TV. I'm a reader." Girl get the entire fuck out of my face

— Andi Zeisler (@andizeisler) September 17, 2017

#ERedCarpet Shailene Woodley: "I don't watch TV. I'm a reader. I read books."
Me: pic.twitter.com/5tcCz5AYXx

— Daydream Nation (@daydrmnati0n) September 17, 2017

Shailene Woodley doesn't own a TV, guys. She's a READER. #Emmys #Emmys2017 pic.twitter.com/tEZtlOIQce

— Tom & Lorenzo (@tomandlorenzo) September 17, 2017

Shailene do you know what the Emmys are https://t.co/mPxZ1EvQ5s

— A.B. (@AlannaBennett) September 17, 2017

Shout out to all the TV watchers who've been stigmatized their whole lives -- you're not alone.

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